Gingerbread Heaven

I am absolutely sure warm gingerbread with whipped cream is served in heaven and that Laurie Colwin gave St. Peter the recipe. Gingerbread recipes vary wildly with many calling for boiling water or other unreasonable antics. This one is easy and antic-free. It is also a must for anyone residing in a cold weather climate such as, ahem, Chicago or Boston.

p.s. This recipe is adapted for the no-mixer kitchen. If you do have one feel free to put it to work.


Laurie Colwin’s Gingerbread

Ingredients
1/2 cup milk, including 1 tablespoon vinegar mixed in to “buttermilk-ify” it. Do this first and place on top of the warming oven so vinegar has a few minutes to work its magic.
1 stick of butter - very soft, but not melted
1/2 cup light brown sugar
1/2 cup molasses
2 eggs
1 1/2 cup flour
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 tablespoon ground ginger
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon ground clove
1/4 teaspoon ground allspice
2 teaspoons vanilla

Set oven to 350 degrees

Use a fork to cream butter with brown sugar until all the brown sugar is incorporated and the mixture looks like a sugary butter paste. Then beat in molasses; I find a wooden spoon or not overally flexible spatula works best. Follow by beating/whisking in eggs. I do the eggs one at a time to help make cake as light as possible.

Add all dry ingredients, mixing thoroughly. Whisk or beat in vanilla extract and milk.
Pour batter into Pam-sprayed tin. I use 9” round pan. Bake for about 30 minutes. You can use an 8” square pan, but you will need to adjust the baking time. Either way, test to see if center bounces back when you press lightly.

Remove from oven and allow to cool just slightly. Gingerbread is best when on the verge of hot. Eaten this way, gingerbread is heavenly. Adding whipped cream or slightly softened vanilla ice cream is heavenly+. You can freeze leftovers, if any remain.

Bread & Chocolate

This is simple and delicious.
This a snack/dessert/breakfast/lunch.
This will help you leap tall stacks of books.
This will soothe tiny, or not so tiny, annoyances.

This is bread & chocolate.

To make:
Take a good hunk of french baguette. I am not a snob about the bread here, but it should be a baguette. Your local supermarket's bakery brand will do. In fact, this may sound strange, but Target's baguette (they make a demi-monde size too) works very well and you can stock a few in your freezer.

Cut your bread in half the long way and toast it in the toaster oven. You can also wrap it in foil and warm in a 325 degree oven for about 7 or 8 minutes. Longer if bread is a bit frozen. I do not recommend the microwave as it tends to turns bread into stone statues in the blink of an eye.

Take the bread out of the oven and carefully place a nice piece of chocolate between the two halves. Press the two halves together gently to slightly melt the chocolate. Exhaustive research has led this household to prefer 60% cacao dark chocolate. Of course, dark chocolate has all those healthy anti-oxidants and iron, so you can feel virtuously indulgent. And if you like the more intense higher percentages of cacao, go for it - that's even better still. AND, if you only like milk chocolate, that's fine too. We all need our calcium.

I have also sprinkled roughly chopped roasted almonds over my chocolate before the "gentle press" of the baguette. I like this version too, however, some purists insist you must stick to two ingredients. I think you should judge for yourself. Bon Appetit!